Anyone With a Screw Loose?

Look hard…it’s there…really…and you can have it back if it’s yours 🙂

….because I found it!  It’s wedged firmly and stubbornly in the tread of my car’s tire.

So now that my mode of transport is off at the tire spa for the day, I am feeling a bit trapped.  Not that I really wanted to go anywhere today, but just knowing that I can’t makes me want to.  Aaahhh….the human condition.  I bet a lot of you reading this feel the same way, and that brings me comfort for some reason.  I like when there are other kindred spirits out there who understand the things that we all go through, who come along and say, “Yep, I feel the same way…”  Even small things like random objects stuck into your tire, draining the tire of its power and buoyancy.

The only thing for this is some good music, and luckily for me and for you, Ireland is chock full of GREAT music.  Happy Friday, everyone, and may your tires be full of air, and may the road beneath you travel smoothly!  Slainte, Lisa

A Basket of Crackers, Anyone?

Life is funny.  And the strange, odd things that occur are sometimes the funniest.  Like yesterday, my husband and I went out for a nice lunch together at a nice Greek restaurant.  We order, and as we’re waiting for our meal, the nice waitress calmly brings our drinks, and a large basket filled up with saltine CRACKERS!  Now, maybe I’m not up-to-date on Greek tradition, but this struck us both as hilarious.  Here is the aforementionned basket.

Now that’s a lot of crackers to eat, unless you’re extremely fond of saltines, or you belong to a family of 18 people.  We started laughing, and couldn’t stop.  My husband who happens to love crackers, could barely eat them.

The child in the booth behind us began peeking around and staring at us.  We knew we had to pull it together.  Thank God for laughter; it was better than 40 hours of therapy and massage put together.    Here’s a new Irish blessing for you…May you have all the crackers you need, and never reach the bottom of your basket.  🙂  Slainte, Lisa

Irish Music and Dance…It’s Universal

Most people have seen or heard about “Riverdance” and the phenomenom of Irish dancing and music shows that have sprung up since.  Evidently, it has even spread far south to the penguin population.  Here’s a bit of a laugh to start off your Monday.  Enjoy!  Lisa

Not Meant to Leave, Part Two, or the Suitcase Who Wanted to be Irish

Killarney

The story begins at the end of our second trip to Ireland.  We were leaving our rented Portmagee cottage at 4 AM to make our early flight out of Shannon airport.  The horrible hour of departure is a common thread in these travel woe tales, but the good airfare lured me in.

My husband and teenage son were in charge of  loading the heavy suitcases into the car, and I was in charge of dressing and then herding the sleepy girls into the same vehicle.  I left my black roller suitcase at the top of the steep staircase, and neglected to let either of them know that it needed to come downstairs.  We are a three-identical-black-suitcase family, which will prove to be our undoing, as you will see.   After lugging our tired bodies and lots of luggage into the car, we drove the dark and windy roads to Shannon.  When we unloaded the car, we counted out the black suitcases…one, two…where is the third one?  It must still be in the car.  No, it is still sitting at the top of the stairs in Portmagee, grinning from eluding another day of endless rolling.  🙂

My husband thought about driving back to retrieve it, but that would mean he would miss the flight, and have to pay extra for his return ticket.  So we assumed that we could just have it shipped back later.  Little did we know that this would entail a second mortgage and naming our first grandchild “Rumpilstiltskin”!  Nothing in my suitcase was worth near what it would cost to ship, so we waited and hoped that someone we knew would be heading that way and bring it back with them.

Our sweet landlady drove the wayward suitcase to a friend’s shoe shop in Killarney.  College friends of my husband’s were headed to Killarney, and said they would be glad to bring it back for us…hallelujah!  Unfortunately, the suitcase arrived about three days after their visit to the shoe shop.  So, to this day two years later, I don’t know if that suitcase still sits in a backroom of the shoe shop, or sits in an Ireland landfill, or has been immortalized as a cautionary monument to all forgetful travelers everywhere.  All I know is that my suitcase is living life in Ireland somewhere.  If you travel to Killarney and happen to see it, tell it “Slainte!” for me.  🙂

Happily for me however, I find I must now plan another trip to the Eire, as I cannot bear to leave a defenseless little suitcase all on his own there!    Lisa